Emma is rapidly closing in on her six-month birthday (in three days, to be exact), and we’ve only just reached a major reality check.
What was this awesome event, you ask?
We had to purchase our very first package of diapers. For those of you who missed one of this blog’s early postings, wherein we explored the seemingly infinite number of diapers we’d received from a ‘diapers and wipes shower, READ IT HERE. Or, here’s the short version: we received 1,500 diapers.
And the reality check: We’ve finally used up those 1,500 diapers and are now buying them on our own. Interestingly, the economy of scale doesn’t pan out for diapers. You’d think buying the largest box would be most cost effective. But it’s not. The “large box” is more economical than the “jumbo box.” Go figure…
In other news, we gave Emma her first “food” yesterday. I’d wanted to start her on something fun, like pureed bananas, but I lost that debate and we went with the rice cereal. And for those of you who don’t have little ones or don’t remember the stuff when you did, it’s not like Rice Crispies (my original image when Ashley first said “rice cereal”). It’s this nasty, tasteless paste that I refused to taste (though Ashley was brave enough to).
Emma seemed to enjoy it — at first. But now I think she liked the idea of using a spoon far more than actually eating what was on it. Most of the couple tablespoons of mush ended up everywhere except in her mouth. It was on her hands, and mine. It was in her hair, on her chin, dripping into the creases of her neck. It was on the handle of the spoon, on the backside of the bowl.
Tonight, we gave it another shot. The novelty of the spoon, apparently, had worn off. She pursed her lips and then expectorated the mush down her chin and onto her dress. She was not having it. At all. As I write this, Ashley and I have yet to discuss whether we soldier on with the rice cereal for the week and then try something new, or make the switch now. Perhaps we’ll give it one more go, but I think that Emma inherited my palate — I keep telling Ashley that I can turn that mush into something Emma actually would like. It’ll just take a pinch (or BAM!) of garlic powder, a little salt and pepper, perhaps a dash of paprika, but I think we’ll have to wait a few more months before the Little One gets to have any seasoning…